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Come Be Part of the Action!
COONCON 3, SEPTEMBER 2-5, 2005
Pictures
Dont forget to check the links page for
galleries of pictures...
Once upon a time, in a land filled with snow and tall timber, a man named
Astcell moved into his dream house. WAIT, back up, a couple of years before
that a bunch of raccoons decided to move into Astcell's dream home, ok, back
to the present... So now, Astcell and the raccoon have to share a space,
probably not a problem, his dogs on the other hand are total jerks! Ok, so
they’re dogs and they see raccoons and bark and chase, it's what they do,
they aren't really jerks. It was decided the raccoons had to move, it's not
like they had jobs or were helping with the dishes or anything, and they had
to go. Sooner or later the idea of hunting the raccoons away was formed,
some intrepid souls made the trek up the mountains to slay the mighty (fuzzy
cute) beasts and rid the dream house of the lazy (soft and cuddly) raccoons.
They brought with them weapons and beer. That night they laid in wait for
the beasts (soooo cute), but nay, the beasts out smarted them and went out
to see the directors cut of blade runner instead of getting shot (some of
the beasts regretted this). CoonCon 1 was over.
Months later, CoonCon 1.25 comes to life in the dead of winter, braving
temperatures in the 20's and some bad house music, the original players were
joined by some new players (me and Queeg), who decided to join the team of
the raccoons. We won. And I think we got drunker too, well, Queeg did. Oh
and he also tried to choke the life out of Kelvin. So I guess Queeg won. No
matter, the raccoons again were a no show; friendship and booze truly won
the day.
One year from the first, the 3rd CoonCon(umm, 1.5 or something, I'm
not really sure how the numbering goes, it's a little whack)(turns out this is 2.0) is upon us, we
have added girls to the line up (and not just Ast's wife this time (HI
AMY!!)). Again, three traditions have remained, friends, beer and weapons.
To this end we will drink, carouse and shoot bb's at trees!
Flea wrote this story, perhaps it's a little biased, but it's right where it
counts.
Dont forget to check the links page for galleries of pictures...
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